My Interview with Rihanna1:00 PM
Me: Hi Rihanna! So great to meet you! How are you today?
Rihanna: (Taking a puff from her joint she lit before the interview) I'm doing good. Living life breezy. Opps did I say that? I meant, living life easy.
Me: Congrats on your success. I'm curious to know, what do you think of Beyoncé's latest album?
Rihanna: You talking about the one she randomly released online because she was afraid it would flop like her last album? I thought it was good.
Me: Do you have a favorite song from the album?
Rihanna: What's that one that she talking about drinking watermelon?
Me: "Drunk in Love?"
Rihanna: Yeah, only cause I like to drank watermelon. (She's talking about the urban dictionary meaning of watermelon)
Me: Fans want to know, when is the next album?
Rihanna: I'm in the studio every day. Fans will have to be patient with may. Insert Barbados Accent
Me: Okay. How are you dealing with the news about Chris Brown?
Rihanna: Seeing Chris in jail, is hard for may because he was my love. * Tearing up* I'm sorry. You'll never see me cry, until now. People don't understand that Chris is a human being and... I know it's so harrrrd yeah yeah yeah for him. #freebreezy.
Me: Are their any upcoming singers that you like.
Rihanna: Hell no
Me: What do you think of Ariana Grande, people say she's the next Mariah Carey?
Me: What's funny
Rihanna: Still Laughing Please! next question.
Me: Are you dating anyone at the moment?
Rihanna: Depends on your definition of dating.
Me: Drake? Are you two seeing each other?
Rihanna: Why would I see a guy who is emotionally disturbed? I had enough with Chris.
Me: Thank you Rihanna for stopping and supporting our blog.
Rihanna: Bye bitch.
Of Course I never Interviewed Rihanna, this is all for fun.